USA vs. UFO

I have spent some time out of my comfort zone this week.

FLOW has been schooled, but not fooled.

I have tried numerous times to share a bit of information

that may be of use to the USA.

Like a good citizen.

These exchanges could have been mutually beneficial, but weren’t.

The first young woman kept sending me in circles and telling me to do things that I had all ready tried.

Tell me Melish, was it my age or my accent that lead you to believe that I could not use the internet as well as you?

I finally had to inform Melish that the office she kept recommending had been closed since February of 2015.

Then there was Jo.  I guess I had consumed more coffee than she yesterday morning.

She interrupted me to let me know that I did not have to spell everything for her.

I was not using the NATO Phonetic Spelling just the regular alphabet.

What a Charlie Foxtrot!

I think it would be more likely to get help from an alien force.

If you comment on this post, do not expect a quick response.

I will be outside building a signal fire and arranging glow in the dark rocks to spell out

Sierra Oscar Sierra

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TOO MUCH

I have seen too much in the past days.

My thoughts are swirling.

I peeked out from behind my veil of privilege, isolation and ignorance

to see things strange, foreign and other-worldly in my midst.

I am baffled by my blindness.

I do not know where this will take me,

but I will go.

I must.

FLOW

Mere Mortals with Magic

I have been fortunate to spend the past few days in the midst of magic.

I was in the presence of the work of two creative minds in the same location

on the night of a full moon.

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I am amazed that both my head and heart did not explode from the beauty and joy.

I was on the grounds of Biltmore Estate in Asheville.

This is the castle created by George Vanderbilt.

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On display throughout the grounds and inside the palace

were the dazzling glass sculptures of Dale Chihuly.

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Their magical spirits created mind-boggling beauty.

I am so grateful when mortals are given a glimmer of higher power

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to share with the rest of us,

as Prometheus shared the flame

to enlighten and inspire

a mere mortal like me.

 

FLOWER

Wrong Turns

I work very hard to be a good vine parent.

I plant them in good soil.  I put them in the proper amount of light.

I feed them. I water them. I support them.

I guide their growth.

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But I cannot grow for them.

The reason I love vines is their optimism.

They reach up and out and grow with faith.

I envy that.

But sometimes they take a wrong turn.

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They grow in the wrong direction.  Somewhere the sun can’t find them.

I try to guide them back.  But sometimes it can’t be done. They are too high, too far gone.

This creeping fig has grown around and around under this stoneshroom cap.

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At first it was cute. I let things progress.

But now it is too late to change its path.

It is clinging to it and will have to be ripped off to get out unless…

I remove the cap and let it cling to this old wrong turn as it reaches up unhindered.

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My daughter is a vine.

God bless us both.

MAMA FLOW

 

Get Your Ghetto On!

Why wait to get just the right garden accessory when a piece of trash will do the trick?

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Blown glass watering balls with broken stems on the tops of plant stakes to prevent impalement.

I feel sorry for folks who have HOA’s (Home Owner Associations) dictating what is allowed in their yard.

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Squiggly plant stake as a handrail beside the step. Nice and sturdy!  Not code though.

Out here in the middle of nowhere, we can slap up any implement in our yards.

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Plant support rings hung up for a trellis extension. Vines growing through hoops.  

I feel sorry for folks of suburbia, all stifled by rules of respectability and what-not.

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Chop sticks protect passers-by from the mean cactus.

I love my ghetto garden.  Anything goes.

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No dog? No problem. This dish is perfect to hold extra water for this thirsty vine.

Reuse and recycle.   Go Ghetto!  (No offense.)

Go with the FLOW

 

Magical Mushrooms

Mushrooms are the flowers of the Fungi kingdom.

I think they are beautiful.

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I had to rush outside with my camera this afternoon and get these photos

before mean Mr. Flower mowed them down.

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No worries, they will be back.

The part above ground is for reproduction, just like the flowers of plants.

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I expect to see another lovely crop after the next good rain.

Some mushrooms like this oak conk do not look like mushrooms. This looks bread.

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Most of these mushrooms have gills

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and stalks with a club foot.

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Some of them have pores under their caps instead of gills.

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Like this blob-shaped, one with a yellow stalk.

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Its cross-section has different layers.

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These tiny groups look like bird’s nests. Rain washes the spores out to spread.

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These two look like potatoes.

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This one is gray like a stone.

Some caps are like funnels instead of parasols.

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I love to find little buttons just emerging from their veils.

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I enjoy finding mounds of mushrooms, too.

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The red-capped ones are my favorite.

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I like mushrooms so much that I make my own out of concrete.

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This lizard uses this one for his lookout post.

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FLOWER loves Fungi

 

 

Vine Time

I love vines, as you probably know by now.

By the end of July they have reached the top of their trellises.

They are finally starting to produce flowers.

Two of my favorites are putting on a show this week.

The hybrid Passion vine is opening several flowers each day.

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I had to get on a ladder to get these shots.

Notice the pollen underneath the stamen paddles.

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Hybrid Passion vine

This vine only made one fruit last year with no seeds inside.

My Moon vine has produced its first two blooms this week.

I missed the first, but caught this one closing this morning.

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Moon Vine

More blooms ahead.

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FLOW

Losing the Game

I have shared part of this story before.

I am retelling it now because of the mama deer and twin fawns

that were photographed by my neighbor’s critter cam.

When I was a science teacher, I was required to take workshops and classes to renew my teaching license every five years.

One of the workshops that I took was called Project Wild.

It was full of activities to help students understand nature and ecology.

The teachers played some of the games to get familiar with them.

The game that I remember most was a survival game.

Each participant drew a card with the name of the animal they would play

along with the types and amounts of food it would require to survive.

I was a mama bear with twins. My list of requirements was long.

All the “resource” cards were tossed in the middle of our big circle outside on the lawn.

A clock was started and we all had to quickly forage for the right kinds and amounts of foods.

When the clock stopped. We all counted our cards.

The “winners” had gotten enough food and water to survive.

The “losers” died.

I LOST.

My bear family didn’t survive. I felt guilt and sorrow.

There were not enough resources and too much competition.

I wonder if all the winners remember that game as much as the losers do?

I had done my best and failed, not just for me, but for my twins, also.

That mama deer ate every daylily bud and bloom. She ate every hosta leaf in my yard.

They will all grow back next season, but those fawns needed food NOW to live.

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Maybe if everyone played games like that, and lost, we would all have more empathy.

I have gladly sacrificed my flora for those two fauna.

FLOW