The results of the Spring Queen Weed contest were quite a surprise.
I never thought I’d see a nettle dethroned of the title.

This is not an event to be celebrated, however.
The dominant weed this year is a totally new species.
I kept asking myself, “Did you plant these seeds by accident?”
After discovering their presence EVERYWHERE, I concluded that was impossible.
How could thousands of Sweet Pea seeds suddenly appear?

Well they did. So without a doubt the 2017 Weed Queen is the Sweet Pea.

Not so sweet.
WEEDER
